Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Quentin Tarantino / Marilyn Manson combo, and Ke$ha
With Halloween just around the corner, millions of children, and older folk who still wish they were kids, have begun prepping for the big night. And while we wish we could just admire pictures of former heavy metal singers acting inappropriately at pumpkin patches, we have more pressing matters to address: like which star you'd most like to trick or treat with.
He loves ballet and "thinks like a girl," yet the vast majority of you don't think Ryan Gosling acts like one. (PacificCoastNews.com)
But first, yesterday's poll: After hearing Ryan Gosling admit to Britain's The Independent that he "thinks like a girl," we wondered if the motorcycle driving, leather jacket wearing, ballet dancing star acts like one too. Well, according to 81 percent of Zimbio readers, the answer's a definitive "no."
But back to the one night of the year when it becomes kosher to dress up like the slutty version of Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. While we don't know if Justin Bieber's more of a candy corn or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups kind of guy, we do imagine trick or treating with the pop sensation would make for a wildly entertaining evening.
Assuming those who answer the door don't break down in tears and faint, you should have no problem eliciting some seriously memorable responses. And if you play your cards right, you could end up with a solid stash of candy, which we all know is the only real goal of the night.
Of course, Bieber's not the only star who could make for a fun Hallow's Eve. Just think of the possibilities that would come from joining forces with a Quentin Tarantino / Marilyn Manson tandem. One's a visionary director with a wild laugh and insatiable appetite for gore, while the other may actually look more in place with a costume on.
Then there's Rihanna. Considering she loves flamboyant outfits and can never seem to figure out what color to keep her hair, it's clear she was born for Halloween.
Finally, we suggest Ke$ha as the ideal trick or treat partner. If the wild star can pull off face paint, skeleton-themed clothes, and hair dye in the middle of July, there's no telling how much energy she'd bring to the party. And by energy, we mean psychic powered necklaces made from her own placenta that likely have the power to make soccer moms hand over large quantities of Milk Duds.
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